When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐ท๐ฅ๐
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When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter ๐๐๐
1 year ago
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When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
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When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐ฅบ
11 months ago
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐งโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
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Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐
11 months ago
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This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T ๐
11 months ago
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When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐โ๏ธ๐
9 months ago
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When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
9 months ago
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When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering ๐๐