Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
When you finally get the moves right ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
1 year ago
62
When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter 📖💔😂
When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
62
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? 😂
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
11 months ago
62
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
62
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
62
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
62
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T 😂
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! 😎✈️💔
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
9 months ago
62
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school 😂🤦‍♂️
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
62
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering 🚀💊
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Š
8 months ago
62