When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... ๐
1 year ago
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When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
11 months ago
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Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐ธ
11 months ago
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When every region gets its own personalized Time Magazine cover ๐
11 months ago
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When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐ฅบ
11 months ago
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐๐
11 months ago
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Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐งโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Is your person wearing a Burka?๐ค๐
11 months ago
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
11 months ago
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When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐
11 months ago
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He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ