Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you finally get the moves right ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... 🚀
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
62
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
11 months ago
62
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐Ÿ’ธ
11 months ago
62
When every region gets its own personalized Time Magazine cover 💀
When every region gets its own personalized Time Magazine cover ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
62
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? 😂
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
11 months ago
62
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
62
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
62
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
11 months ago
62
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months ago
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