Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
237
When she says she likes her car cleaned with a special touch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me showing off my sick wheelie skills to the director after he said "we need more action!"
1 year ago
236
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. 😂 #nailedit #wildlifeart
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nailedit #wildlifeart
1 year ago
236
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela 😂.  He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash.  And the comment below?  Pure savage 🤣
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐Ÿ˜‚. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
236
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
236
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
236
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. 🤔
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
236
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. 😂
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
236
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
4 months ago
236
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. 😂
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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