Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐
1 year ago
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I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐งโโ๏ธ
6 months ago
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When she says she likes her car cleaned with a special touch ๐
1 year ago
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Me showing off my sick wheelie skills to the director after he said "we need more action!"
1 year ago
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When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. ๐ #nailedit #wildlifeart
1 year ago
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This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐คฃ
1 year ago
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Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐
1 year ago
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Me ignoring all the red flags๐ฉ because he's cute ๐
1 year ago
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Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐ฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐ซ
1 year ago
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"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
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Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐ค
8 months ago
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Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. ๐
7 months ago
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When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซ
4 months ago
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Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. ๐