I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
11 months ago
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When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
11 months ago
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Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐ธ
11 months ago
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐
11 months ago
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Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐ค
11 months ago
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When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐คข
11 months ago
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When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐
11 months ago
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This meme perfectly captures the historical significance of umlauts. ๐
11 months ago
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Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry ๐จ๐ฆ
11 months ago
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POV: You're cutting onions without any emotional baggage ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐
11 months ago
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Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โ๏ธ
10 months ago
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๐ค When someone says pineapple belongs on pizzaโฆ
10 months ago
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When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐