Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐ข๐
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When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐๐
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Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
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When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐ฅ๐. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐ฌ
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When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉ
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In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐ฅ
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When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐ค๐
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐
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Me when I find the Millennium Falcon chocolate and it's filled with more chocolate ๐
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Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐
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Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐
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Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG ๐ชจ๐
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐๐
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You have angered the Colonel. Now you must face his saucy wrath. ๐ก
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The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐ญ