When you mix your gummies and your Game of Thrones episodes 🌈🐼⚔️
When you mix your gummies and your Game of Thrones episodes ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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🎯 When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! 🚀🤦‍♂️
๐ŸŽฏ When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you meet your idol and they grant your wildest wish! 😂🎤 #Goals
When you meet your idol and they grant your wildest wish! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค #Goals
1 year ago
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I didn't see that coming 😂.  Worst therapy session ever.
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
1 year ago
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Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
1 year ago
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When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Sean Connery to Steve Jobs: "You're a computer salesman. I'm f***ing James Bond!"
Sean Connery to Steve Jobs: "You're a computer salesman. I'm f***ing James Bond!"
1 year ago
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
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When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first 😂
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
1 year ago
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Some traditions never change.  Just the year and the person being carried. 😂
Some traditions never change. Just the year and the person being carried. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. 💀
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
9 months ago
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