When you are chilling on the couch and someone tries to disturb your peace ๐
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Nikon's new facial recognition software is so advanced that it can even detect the faces of your imaginary friends ๐
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When you ask for a full body massage and they say 'I'll see what I can do' ๐๐ ๏ธ
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When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐ฑ๐ฉธ
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Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
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When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐
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Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐ญ
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
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When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐คฑ๐ฎ
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Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Me trying to navigate my work-life balance after a long weekend. ๐ด
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I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐
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Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐
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Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐