Me after mom says sheโs going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐ญ
1 year ago
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When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐ญ
1 year ago
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Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐ง๐
1 year ago
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When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride ๐๐ง
1 year ago
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
1 year ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐ฅ๐ฃ
1 year ago
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When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move โ๏ธ๐ฃ
1 year ago
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Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐ค
1 month ago
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When a compliment turns into a deep life lesson ๐ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐๐
1 year ago
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When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐ช๐ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
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Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐ญ
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโt the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
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๐ Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! ๐ค๐