These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐พ
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When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐
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When you and your friends are shopping and see your favorite song playing throughout the store ๐
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?"
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens."
Me: ๐ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
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When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐
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This cat is playing the long con. ๐น
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Granny's got some explaining to do ๐๐ต๐
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Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! ๐
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Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโฆ scenery.
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From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" ๐. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
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When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐
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One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐คทโโ๏ธ