When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR 🚀💸
When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas 🇦🇹💀
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride 🚀🧠
When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
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When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. 🕹️😴
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
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R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
11 months ago
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Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
11 months ago
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Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
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This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
11 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
11 months ago
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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