When you're trying to sleep in but your roommate's already up playing Mario Kart ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
10 months ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all, but your wallet says no. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
10 months ago
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When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
10 months ago
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
9 months ago
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When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
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When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฌ
7 months ago
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๐ŸŽ… When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„
7 months ago
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When the real battle is keeping your lunch down ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿคข
7 months ago
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When you're too weird for even a drug test to explain ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“„
7 months ago
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When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป #SorryYounglings
7 months ago
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When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months ago
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