When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR ๐๐ธ
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas ๐ฆ๐น๐
1 year ago
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When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride ๐๐ง
1 year ago
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When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐น๏ธ๐ด
1 year ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโฆand me in business. ๐๐"
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R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โจ๐ค๐ซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐
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Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐น
11 months ago
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
11 months ago
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Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐
11 months ago
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UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐
11 months ago
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This joke is outta this world!
11 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over.
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
11 months ago
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐