When you're trying to capture the perfect shot but end up capturing the perfect fail๐Ÿ˜‚ #TourDeFrance #CyclingCrash
1 year ago
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Back when vampires were all blood and no romance 🧛‍♂️💉😂
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force 🌌☠️
When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force ๐ŸŒŒโ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
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When you finally find your people 😂
When you finally find your people ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
11 months ago
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When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: 🤬
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: ๐Ÿคฌ
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isn’t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire 🔥🌍
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
11 months ago
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When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday 😂
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
11 months ago
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If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
11 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
11 months ago
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Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐Ÿคฏ
7 months ago
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