🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
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When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐Ÿ’€
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Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
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It's okay, it's organic! 😂
It's okay, it's organic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
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"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone."  🤡
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐Ÿคก
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When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
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When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits 😹
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits ๐Ÿ˜น
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Immersive experience, I guess? 🤔
Immersive experience, I guess? ๐Ÿค”
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When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
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Forget SpaceX, the new space race is powered by sugar and fizz. To Mars we go! 🚀😂
Forget SpaceX, the new space race is powered by sugar and fizz. To Mars we go! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
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