When you're trying to capture the perfect shot but end up capturing the perfect fail๐ #TourDeFrance #CyclingCrash
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Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐
1 year ago
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When Monday shows up like the Dark Side of the Force ๐โ ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐๐จโ๐ณ๐ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
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When you finally find your people ๐
11 months ago
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When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
11 months ago
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When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: ๐คฌ
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโt the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
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When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐
11 months ago
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This joke is outta this world!
11 months ago
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If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
11 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐ฌ
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over.
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
11 months ago
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Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐คฏ