Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally open the front facing camera ๐ #opticalillusion #meme
1 year ago
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When you realize Tetris was a factory job all along! ๐๐น๏ธ
1 year ago
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When Googleโs suggestions make you question humanityโs priorities ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐คก
11 months ago
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When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐บ๐ธ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to get my life together๐
1 year ago
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๐ฃ Hook, line, and sinker โ reeling in those sweet, sweet compliments! ๐โโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes ๐
1 year ago
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When you say you donโt always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐
1 year ago
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Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
11 months ago
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When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐ค๐
11 months ago
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When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? ๐