Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐ค๐ #bootytower
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I'm busy with some serious feline fun-time! ๐ธ๐ช
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When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐ท๐ฅ๐
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When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party ๐งโจ
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POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐จ๐ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
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When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐
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When your parents come home early and you gotta act natural. ๐๐
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
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"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐คซ๐ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐ฑ๐
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐
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Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโฆ scenery.
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When your punchline is holier than thou ๐๐
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A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป