Me trying to explain to my math teacher how I got the right answer using the wrong formula ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey 🦋🌈
From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
318
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
1 year ago
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She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
1 year ago
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
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Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
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Me when I first played GTA: San Andreas 😂
Me when I first played GTA: San Andreas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
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This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
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My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
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R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. 😉
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
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