Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ #bootytower
1 year ago
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I'm busy with some serious feline fun-time! 😸🚪
I'm busy with some serious feline fun-time! ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
172
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
1 year ago
172
When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party 🎧✨
When the Last Supper turns into the Last Dance Party ๐ŸŽงโœจ
1 year ago
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POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
1 year ago
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Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
172
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When your parents come home early and you gotta act natural. 👀😂
When your parents come home early and you gotta act natural. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂.  I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
1 year ago
172
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as the… scenery.
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโ€ฆ scenery.
1 year ago
172
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
172
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
4 months ago
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