Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! ๐โจ
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐
1 year ago
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐
1 year ago
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐๐จโ๐ณ๐ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐๐
11 months ago
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When you think you nailed the choreography but realize you were doing it wrong the whole time ๐ฉ๐
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐งโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐จ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
11 months ago
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When you realize the 'weight' of privilege ๐ค๐ฐ