Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! 🌍✨
Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! ๐ŸŒโœจ
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you 😂🚗
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
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When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers 🤔💊
When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
56
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
11 months ago
56
When you think you nailed the choreography but realize you were doing it wrong the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" 😂.  It's a trap!  (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
56
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride 😂🙏
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
11 months ago
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When you realize the 'weight' of privilege 🤔💰
When you realize the 'weight' of privilege ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ
8 months ago
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