When you use your EFTPOS machine to pay at an ATM ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Titanic Man soaring on the city streets! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšข
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This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
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God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
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Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged 😂
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guy’s done it all…mostly as a cop. 😂
Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโ€™s done it allโ€ฆmostly as a cop. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
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Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
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That's no moon...it's a cookie jar!  🌑🍪
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
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When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
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When you accidentally open the front camera 🐑
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
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