Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐ค
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐ค๐ถ
11 months ago
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๐ป When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! ๐
11 months ago
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When life's a mess, but the party's calling ๐๐พ
11 months ago
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When your wife asks where all the money went
11 months ago
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Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
10 months ago
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When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.๐
10 months ago
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
10 months ago
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Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐
9 months ago
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Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs ๐ก๏ธ๐จ๐ด
9 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble into 4chan and wonder if you'll ever make it out alive ๐
9 months ago
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Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐
5 months ago
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Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. ๐
5 months ago
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That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
4 months ago
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When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐