When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance ๐ธ๐
1 year ago
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When the elements summon their champion...and the champion is lit ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐
1 year ago
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
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When you only know the "dum dum dum" part of the song, but still manage to find it on Yahoo Answers. ๐
11 months ago
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When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐ญ
11 months ago
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
11 months ago
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐จ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐
11 months ago
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When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐บ๐ธ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to understand why it's so hard for some people to grasp basic biology ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
10 months ago
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This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! ๐ช