When you use your EFTPOS machine to pay at an ATM ๐
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When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐๐ค๐ญ
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Titanic Man soaring on the city streets! ๐๐ข
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This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโt worry, it doesnโt display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
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God: *smites a city*
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple*
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐ค
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Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐
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Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโs done it allโฆmostly as a cop. ๐
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ๏ธ๐ญ
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Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐จ๐ค
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Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐๐
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
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That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐๐ช
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When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐๐ #blessed #positivevibes