This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโt worry, it doesnโt display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
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God: *smites a city*
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple*
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐ค
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๐ Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! ๐๐ต #FutureFashion
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When Gotham gets hit with a classic dad joke ๐๐ฆ
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When life gets wild, channel your inner chill panda ๐ผโ๏ธ
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When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐ ๐
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities ๐๐จ
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐บ๐คซ
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When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐
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My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
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When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐
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Finally spring is around the corner ๐
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Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.