When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
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Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
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🎵 When your mind hits play and there's no stop button! 😆🎶
๐ŸŽต When your mind hits play and there's no stop button! ๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŽถ
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Jesus takes love to a whole new level! 🙏✨💨
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ™โœจ๐Ÿ’จ
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Me trying to have a productive day when my brain has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
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⚽️ When a tie feels like a victory! 🎉🇺🇸🇬🇧
โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐Ÿป
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When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection 😂
When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
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When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
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