When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. 💼
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. ๐Ÿ’ผ
5 months ago
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🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
316
When 'standing up for yourself' takes on a whole new meaning 😂🦽
When 'standing up for yourself' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆฝ
1 year ago
316
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes 🌟
When your dumpster diving story is worth a thousand upvotes ๐ŸŒŸ
1 year ago
316
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" 😂
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
Girls vs Boys during puberty 😂
Girls vs Boys during puberty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. 👾
These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
316
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. 😂
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week ๐Ÿฅ„
1 year ago
316
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
316
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 year ago
316
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
1 year ago
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