Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐ค
8 months ago
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Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
8 months ago
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Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐ They served their purpose well๐ซก
8 months ago
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Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐
8 months ago
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Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐
8 months ago
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When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
8 months ago
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My new year's resolution is to not get arrested because of my prejudice again. Starting now.๐ฅ
8 months ago
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I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐
8 months ago
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Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐
8 months ago
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This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐บ๏ธ
8 months ago
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Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐
8 months ago
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So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐ค
8 months ago
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UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐)
8 months ago
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When you see your type of guy
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Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐๐ด