When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
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Mario getting that 1UP
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
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Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐Ÿคฏ
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When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" 😂.  It's a trap!  (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
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Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
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When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
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Lorde's secret identity revealed! 😱 Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time.  🎤🎶 #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #Burn
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Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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