Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐ฆ
1 year ago
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When you finally quit your job ๐
1 year ago
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When she says โtwo checks pleaseโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
1 year ago
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This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
1 year ago
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐. All I see is ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
1 year ago
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If she's never rage quit because of dial-up... she's too young for you. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐๐
1 year ago
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Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones ๐
1 year ago
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐๐ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐ต๐
1 year ago
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Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
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Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โจ๐ด #lalaland #realitycheck
1 year ago
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Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
1 year ago
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When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
4 months ago
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When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐ฌ