When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
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Mario getting that 1UP
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐
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Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐๐ข
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Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐คฏ
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When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐ญ
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When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
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Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐
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Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐"
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When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โงโ โฝโ โฆโ )
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Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ค๐ถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐จ
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐๐ฅ #Burn
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Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐