When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around ๐คซ๐ป
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Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐๐๐
1 year ago
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Barney's guide to sharing is a little...intense ๐
1 year ago
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If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
1 year ago
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When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
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When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐คฌ
1 year ago
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When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash ๐
1 year ago
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Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
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When life trips you up, and you roll into a rage marathon ๐ก๐
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When youโre waiting for the bus and your imaginary friends tag along! ๐๐๐
1 year ago
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When physics takes a vacation in Australia! ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me and my homie getting to the nearest bathroom when I'm on my period ๐ฉ
1 year ago
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From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey ๐ฆ๐
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When you're headed to the Force-ful Sunday service ๐๐