He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
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When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
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When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
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The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
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Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
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When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
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She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
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Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
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Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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