When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
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These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐พ
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When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐ญ
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐
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When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐ป
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Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ค๐ถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐๐ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐ต๐
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When you get arrested for loving your neighborโs kid a little TOO much ๐ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
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Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
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Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐บ
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐คณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
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Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐
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When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐คข