Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 year ago
229
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet 😂
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 year ago
229
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk 🤫
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
229
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 year ago
229
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
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When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
229
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
229
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
229
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. 💀
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
229
When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
First date logic: Keep it classy, but get ready just in case! 😂
First date logic: Keep it classy, but get ready just in case! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
When the irony hits harder than a history book 📚😅
When the irony hits harder than a history book ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
228
POV: You just shoplifted snacks from the store ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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