Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
11 months ago
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This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
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When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
11 months ago
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This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts 😂.  From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all!  Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? 🗺
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐Ÿ—บ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star 💀
Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
10 months ago
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
9 months ago
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Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! 🥳
Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! ๐Ÿฅณ
9 months ago
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Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
9 months ago
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🤑 Transformation of the wallet, not the waistline 😂 #FinancialWorkout
๐Ÿค‘ Transformation of the wallet, not the waistline ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FinancialWorkout
8 months ago
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From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' 😅💼 #PresidentialGlowUp
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ผ #PresidentialGlowUp
8 months ago
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Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? 🏈💼
Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ผ
8 months ago
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When the ghosts don't respect personal space 👻🤦
When the ghosts don't respect personal space ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฆ
8 months ago
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