Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐คฆ๐คฆ
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Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
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Immersive experience, I guess? ๐ค
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When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐ค
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Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐บ
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Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
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Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!"
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
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Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐ด๐ฆ
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Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?"
Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
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When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this ๐ค๐
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When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐
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Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. ๐
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When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐ญ