When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐
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Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones ๐
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Me finding my dad's old Pokemon save file and seeing he named his Blastoise after me ๐ญ
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Facebook said no more ๐ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
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Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐จ
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POV: You're a tennis ball and this trippy pupper is coming for you!๐พ๐
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Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
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Scientists when they discover we live in a computer: *immediately tries to run Doom*
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Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐ค I guess we'll never know for sure ๐
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From Hermione to *Hermoiney*๐ฅต
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When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐คซ
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When you realize the 'weight' of privilege ๐ค๐ฐ