Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐๐๐
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Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
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When you let your kids use your phone in the car
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At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
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When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐๐
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When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... โณ๐ป
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Me when my mom asks me to grab something from the car at 3 AM
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๐ When you thought Mars was just red, but it's actually 'nuke-red'! ๐๐ฝ
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When you're so chill, you make even hating look lazy ๐๐
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When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐๐โค๏ธ
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐ฆ๐ฟโจ
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When you try your best but you don't succee๐๐
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐
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Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐ฌโ๏ธ
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Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐