Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends 😂 Who wore it better? 🤔
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
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Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
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Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
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I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
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Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! 🧱🔑 Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. 😏
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ”‘ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐Ÿ˜
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