When you love guns more than pizza๐Ÿ•
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I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nokia 3310 casually takes down a train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ. Indestructible legend! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฆ
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Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
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"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
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The Beatles and Yoda agree, all you need is love. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
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Morgan Freeman as Madea. I'd watch it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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