When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection 🤔. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection ๐Ÿค”. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
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When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
1 year ago
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking 😂
Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
1 year ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car 😂🐶
When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 year ago
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This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
1 year ago
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How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
11 months ago
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