I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐
9 months ago
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Nokia 3310 casually takes down a train ๐๐ฅ. Indestructible legend! ๐
9 months ago
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When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐
9 months ago
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When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice ๐๐ฆ
9 months ago
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Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? ๐ฝ๐ค
9 months ago
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"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
9 months ago
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The Beatles and Yoda agree, all you need is love. ๐ฅฐ
9 months ago
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
9 months ago
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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..."
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐ด
9 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐ฌ
9 months ago
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐
9 months ago
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐
9 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over.
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.