When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection ๐ค. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
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When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ง๐๐๐
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐ณ
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When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car ๐๐ถ
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐๐ญ๐ชค
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This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
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Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
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How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.