When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐
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Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐
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Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐คฆ๐คฆ
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What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
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When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐
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Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer ๐๐
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When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โ๏ธ
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When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐ค
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Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐๐บ
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering ๐๐
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When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐๐ฌ
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The Dank Side of the Force, feel it you must. ๐ฟ
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Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ๐