Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐
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Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐๏ธ๐
8 months ago
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They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐ญ
8 months ago
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Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐ , one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
8 months ago
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When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐
8 months ago
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When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐
8 months ago
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When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
8 months ago
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When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐
8 months ago
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This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. ๐ It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
8 months ago
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Edward really went there ๐
8 months ago
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Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐
8 months ago
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When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐
8 months ago
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Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐ค
8 months ago
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Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.
Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
8 months ago
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Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday