This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโฆ.
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Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
1 year ago
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐
1 year ago
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐๐บ
1 year ago
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Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐
1 year ago
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When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples ๐ฌ. Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? ๐ค
1 year ago
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
1 year ago
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Scientists when they discover we live in a computer: *immediately tries to run Doom*
1 year ago
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JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless ๐
1 year ago
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When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐๐
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐
1 year ago
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When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐งฌ๐
9 months ago
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When you have conflicting feelings about a celebrity privacy breach... and one of those feelings is a bit too hands-on. ๐ฌ
3 months ago
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When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! ๐๐ธ
1 year ago
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When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐ #1Nightstand