When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
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Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐
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Girls vs Boys during puberty ๐
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Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male ๐
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These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐พ
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Me trying to put in eye drops
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Mario getting that 1UP
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Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?"
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens."
Me: ๐ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
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When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐ฟ๐
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
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When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐ป
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Facebook said no more ๐ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
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Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐