Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ„๏ธ
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When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. 😭😂
When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
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When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
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Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. 
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? 🤔 
PETA: *blocks Greg* 😂
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐Ÿค” PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door 😂
When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally 😂
When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
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