Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐จ๏ธโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐ญ๐
1 year ago
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It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐
1 year ago
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Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐
1 year ago
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When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
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When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐
1 year ago
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
1 year ago
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When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐
1 year ago
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐
1 year ago
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.