Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐๐
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Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐ฉ
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When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much ๐๐ด
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Me when I first played GTA: San Andreas ๐
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When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐
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Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐๐ฅ #Burn
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Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐คฆ๐คฆ
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When city kids visit a farm for the first time ๐ #detroit #countrylife #oink
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐ฅ
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐
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People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
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When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐ค
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Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐