This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic ๐
11 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!"
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
11 months ago
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Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet ๐
11 months ago
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In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโฆpixel. ๐
11 months ago
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When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐ญ
11 months ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐ค I guess we'll never know for sure ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐
11 months ago
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When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐ฉ
11 months ago
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This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐คข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐
11 months ago
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WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐
11 months ago
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐ค
10 months ago
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I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐
10 months ago
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When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad