This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic 😂
This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" 
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!😱😱😱"
J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
11 months ago
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Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet 😂
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entire…pixel. 😂
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโ€ฆpixel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. 😭
When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
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This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
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WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
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