Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโt showered in 3 days
1 year ago
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When you are so excited after the touchdown but forget there is a wall behind you ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
1 year ago
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Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐
1 year ago
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When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐
1 year ago
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When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car ๐๐ถ
1 year ago
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐๐ญ๐ชค
1 year ago
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
1 year ago
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Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐จ๏ธโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
11 months ago
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When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ