Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐ฐ
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Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐
1 year ago
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Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐
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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐
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When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law ๐
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Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐๐
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Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
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Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐ญ
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐งฌ
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Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!"
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
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When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. ๐
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American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ