Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐
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When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐ท๐ฅ๐
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๐ The never-ending Jedi search saga continues! ๐
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Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
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Nikki: We shouldnโt eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?!
Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
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When you think you're having a bad day, just remember someone's got it 'ruff'er! ๐๐
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When squad goals turn into escape goals ๐ฆ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐๐โค๏ธ
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐ฆ๐ฟโจ
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Love's a wild ride ๐ข, buckle up!
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐
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Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. ๐คค๐ฉ๐ง
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Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐
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To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐
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When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐๐