Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
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When your prison buddy helps you escape despite you being black ๐. True friendship knows no color. #prisonlife #friendshipgoals #meme
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This is so accurate it hurts ๐ The struggle is real in the science world! From undergrads idolizing Einstein to professors seeing us all as minions, this meme captures it all! #ScienceLife #AcademiaHumor
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Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐
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Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐
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When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐ถ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ #NoExcuses
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When Simba finds out Nala is single again. ๐
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Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐
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When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐ฟ๐
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
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From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" ๐. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
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When you're trying to vacuum and your dog thinks it's a chew toy ๐๐ถ #doglife #beagle #funnypets
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Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
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When you accidentally open the front camera ๐
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That moment you know you're both going to hell for laughing at this joke. ๐