Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐
11 months ago
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
11 months ago
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐๐ฅ #Burn
11 months ago
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Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐คฆ๐คฆ
11 months ago
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally ๐ค
11 months ago
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Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐
11 months ago
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐
11 months ago
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When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐ค
11 months ago
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When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
11 months ago
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐๐บ
11 months ago
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When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐
11 months ago
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐