This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐ฅ
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When she says โtwo checks pleaseโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐ฑ๐ง๐ป
1 year ago
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐ Who wore it better? ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐
1 year ago
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Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐จ๏ธโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐
1 year ago
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When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐ญ๐
1 year ago
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Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 year ago
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It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
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When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐