When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐๐๏ธ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐ฅ๐บ
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Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉธโ
Edward: ๐งโโ๏ธ (heavy breathing)
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐ฅ๐ท
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When you love Twilight a little too much ๐
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Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐ฌ
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POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐๐ญ๐ชค
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐ค
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Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐ฑ๐ง๐ป
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐ค
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"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐
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Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐
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Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐ตโ๐ซ
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.