When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
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Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
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When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
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Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time 😱🚧🐻
Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿป
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
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"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. 😵‍💫
Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
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