Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. ๐กโ๏ธ
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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POV: you set off fireworks between your legs
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When the government says it's for your own good ๐
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When your pumpkin carving skills are scarier than Halloween itself! ๐๐ญ
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When you want to unleash your inner 'chest' warrior! ๐ช๐ #BoldFashionChoice
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When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐พ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐โค๏ธ
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When math problems leave you speechless ๐ค๐
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When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐๐๏ธ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐ฅ๐บ
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When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
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Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
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Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉธโ
Edward: ๐งโโ๏ธ (heavy breathing)
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐ฅ๐ท