Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. 😡☕️
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. ๐Ÿ˜กโ˜•๏ธ
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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POV: you set off fireworks between your legs
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When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your pumpkin carving skills are scarier than Halloween itself! 🎃😭
When your pumpkin carving skills are scarier than Halloween itself! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When you want to unleash your inner 'chest' warrior! 💪😂 #BoldFashionChoice
When you want to unleash your inner 'chest' warrior! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #BoldFashionChoice
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When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on 🐾🤦‍♂️
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
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When math problems leave you speechless 🤔😅
When math problems leave you speechless ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…
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When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
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When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
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Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
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Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
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