When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐
1 year ago
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When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐ #shortpeopleproblems
1 year ago
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I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐
1 year ago
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PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you.
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐ค
PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐
1 year ago
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Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐
11 months ago
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When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius ๐
11 months ago
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When your job treats you like ๐ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐
11 months ago
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If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โจ๐งโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
11 months ago
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When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐