Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
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Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐ค
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
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Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐ค
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When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐ญ๐
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Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐
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Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐ตโ๐ซ
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Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
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POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐
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When you try to leave class early but the teacher ain't having it ๐
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To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐ค. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐
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When your mixtape is fire ๐ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐