Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐
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Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐๐คช
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When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐๐บ
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Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐
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Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
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Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐
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This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐ค
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When you drop your Nokia in the toilet and it breaks the toilet instead ๐
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When you realize youโve been catfishedโฆโฝ๏ธ๐
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Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐ฎ๐คซ
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When you're a superhero but also love pizza๐
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When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐๐ฉธ
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This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐. Just kidding... mostly. ๐
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐