🌍 Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! 🚬🪨
๐ŸŒ Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿชจ
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When you see your friend getting stung by a bee and you want to help but don't want to get stung๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you miss your stop, but the next train is on a different track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
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Sarah's wild journey from baby showers to airport check-ins! 🛫👶
Sarah's wild journey from baby showers to airport check-ins! ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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When you accidentally walk into a cartoon universe 🤨🎨 #IRLToon
When you accidentally walk into a cartoon universe ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸŽจ #IRLToon
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Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
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When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
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My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
8 months ago
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Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
6 months ago
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Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
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It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
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