Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ถNever gonna give you up๐ถ
11 months ago
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Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. ๐
11 months ago
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When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...๐
11 months ago
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Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐ฅ๐ซ๐คค
11 months ago
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When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐
11 months ago
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My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper ๐
11 months ago
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When you forget to set the parking brake and your brake rotor decides to go for a joyride inside your car. ๐๐จ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐
11 months ago
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
11 months ago
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When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! ๐ฌ๐งค #Choices
11 months ago
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When you pray...then relaaay ๐ป๐ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
11 months ago
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When you're excited for a movie plot twist but it's just history playing out ๐ฌ๐
11 months ago
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When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe ๐ฑโ๏ธ #Oops