Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
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Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
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This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
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When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
1 year ago
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When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
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When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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