In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
11 months ago
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Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
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Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your mixtape is fire 🔥 but nobody wants to pay for it 🏴‍☠️💀
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
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Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow 😂
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your little brother is your gaming chair 😂 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
When your little brother is your gaming chair ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
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British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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