Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐
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When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐
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Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโฆ plus one other crucial element.
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When sarcasm hits too close to reality ๐
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Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐ Who wore it better? ๐ค
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Me trying to explain the entire Zelda timeline to someone who's never played it ๐
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When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐
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When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐ค๐
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐ธ๐ชโฝ๏ธ๐
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐
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Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
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Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.