To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
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Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your mixtape is fire 🔥 but nobody wants to pay for it 🏴‍☠️💀
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
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If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
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When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐Ÿ˜‚ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
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When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! 🧱🔑 Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. 😏
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ”‘ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐Ÿ˜
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When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield 😂
When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
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British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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