When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐
10 months ago
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When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐
10 months ago
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Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
10 months ago
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It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
10 months ago
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When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐ท๐
10 months ago
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TSA: This is for your freedom.
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
10 months ago
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East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
10 months ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐ณ
10 months ago
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When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐
10 months ago
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐ฅ๐ท
10 months ago
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I can't believe this game exists.๐ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐ฉ I'm dying!๐คฃ
10 months ago
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This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. ๐พ๐พ
10 months ago
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Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.